Red Forman

He is the father of Eric Forman, and husband to Kitty Forman. He hates every one and is a man of action (of corse his words speak for them selves). He is a veteran and he is not shy about beating the living crap out of you(i.e. foot in ass). Although he does have a soft spot, he must have to take in Steven Hyde. Eric is tougher than i thought to put up with him, so hats off to you Eric.

Quotes
(Red,Kitty,Bob,and midge in the circle after eating "special brownies")

Red:"I'm glad the plant is closing. It frees me up to do my own thing"

Kitty laughing hysterically:"You said "do my own thing"

Midge:"oh Red your own thing that's so hip."

Bob eating a bag of chips:"I love salt."

Red:"hip. I like that word. Hip. Hip. it kinda pops you know"

Kitty:"you know what's beuitiful,Fruitcake all the different little fruits all living together in one cake"

Midge:"I jumped out of a cake once"

Bob:"I also love sweet but there's just something about salt"

Red:"Hip. Hip. IT starts to lose it's meaning after a while. Hip. Hip.It's not even a word."

(someone bangs on the basement door)

Kitty:"Oh my god you can hear my heart beat, (bangs again) Oh my god there it is again."

Red:"No, it's just someone for the garage sale, take whatever you want it won't fill the hole in your life.(bangs again) I'll get it."

Kitty:"you know for a terrible grouch, Red is great in bed"

Midge after laughing hysterically:"I'm sorry what"

(skip to red coming back)

Red singing:"Hippitty hoppity easters on it's way"

Kitty:"Whered you go Red?"

Red: "Well I was hopping on down the old bunny trail, when this guy offered me $200 for the vista cruser. So I sold it to him"

Kitty:"Oh my, you sold Eric's car "(Kitty starts bursting out laughing)

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"Dumbass"

"Yes....Furious....Foots in asses...take that clown back or so help me..... dumbass

Foot in ass

 * "I wish I had 2000 feet ,so I could put 500 of them in each of your asses"
 * "My foot is about to drill a hole in your ass"
 * "You are about to read a book that my foot wrote. It's called on the road to in your ass"
 * "You know what else it hot?... My foot when it's in your ass."
 * "I'll light my foot off in your ass."


 * "I'll kick your ass until your nose starts to bleed."