Michael Kelso

Michael Allen Kelso is a character from That '70s Show, played by (Christopher Ashton Kutcher, born February 7, 1978).

Kelso is the dim-witted handsome-boy of the gang, His behavior is very much in line with a stereotypical oversexed lunkhead or a male-bimbo. He spends most of the series in a mutually parasitic relationship with the equally vapid Jackie Burkhart, whom he continues to obsess over following their numerous breakups. In spite of his stupidity, Kelso was shown on several occasions not to be immature, simply unmotivated; when he was either forced to or chose to, Kelso displayed startling intelligence unbecoming of his usual personality or hijinks. Near the end of the series, Kelso became one of the first characters to completely break away from adolescence and into adulthood when he impregnated a girl with whom he had a one-night-stand; to his friends' surprise, Kelso took responsibility for the child, moving to Chicago to take a job to support and be near his newborn daughter.

Quotes
"I can put my foot in my mouth"

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"BUUUURRRRNNNNN"

Kelso:hey Eric can I have some fries.

Eric:yeah sure.

(Kelso bites head first into plate of fries)

kelso while eating: BUUURRRRRN

Eric:Well I knew you were going to do that so I spit on them. Burn.

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"Hey Hyde you know that song it's like doing it with your sister, well it's not true 'cause doing it with your sister is awesome"

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Kelso:Take it back!

Donna:No Kelso, confesing to Red makes Eric the king

Kelso:I shot my toe with a bb gun once.

Donna:Alright Kelso you're the king.

Kelso chears:THANK YOU!

(Red enters and immediatelysniffs the air)

Red:Don't mind me,I'm just going to install this smoke detector.

Kelso:Does that detect any kind of smoke?

Donna:Long live the king.

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Young Kelso:When i grow up I'm gonna be handsome.

Young Hyde:You're mommy tell you that?

young Kelso:Yeah

Young Eric:Kelso you are the king.